kidtalk
Me: Come here Ezra, while I give you a cuddle (cradles massive child like a baby)
Ez: Muuuuuuum, I'm not a baby!! (tolerates rocking and cooing)
John: You do realise Mum will do that to you until she can no longer pick you up?
Seth: Get away from me Mum, you not making me a baby again. I been one of dem already!!
later, whilst watching a mother try and spoon babyfood into her rapidly dodging child
Me: Seth, when you were a baby, you used to eat babyfood
Seth: When I'm a baby again, you can feed me that
Me: You won't be a baby again Seth, you'll only get older
Seth: But when I was you, mum I used to feed me babyfood
Me: When you were me?
Seth: When I was you, before I was me.
Me: ??????
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